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It’s so annoying when people use big words, but not in the right context. They’re just trying to be ambidextrous.

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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: The Magic School Bus is on Netflix now.

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Money doesnt grow on trees, but you know what does? Apples. Petition to make apples the national currency.

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What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

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Have you ever wondered what the exact spot you’re sitting in looked like 4,000 years ago?

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